|Title||:||how do you keep the back door from slamming|
|Plot||:||+The first question (at the opening): "How do you keep the back door from slamming?" The program opens with, "Any Bonds Today?" played on the bagpipes! The first question (during the program): "Did Julius Caesar conquer Gaul before or after he was assassinated?"|
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